itll:

how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

suspend:

i dont need a date i need cash

gnarly:

I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

oknope:

is your face from mcdonalds? cause im loving it

doglets:

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

Reblog if you wanna fuck the shit out of someone right now.